The Rogue Speaks:
"Hello, I am calling you from Windows Tech Support. It has been indicated to me that you have a serious problem with viruses in your computer, and I have been advised to fix them for you," said the deeply accented voice on the phone that WOKE ME OUT OF A DEEP SLEEP!!!!
"No, no, no, no, no! Go away! You woke me up!"
"But, ma'am, I am calling to clear your computer of viruses. I am from Windows Tech Support."
I fumble for my glasses to check the number showing on my phone. "Unknown name, unknown number"
"O.k., so give me your number and I'll call you back when I get to the computer."
"Sorry, ma'am, but I cannot do that. I must fix your computer now. I will hold on while you turn on your computer."
"O.k.," I told the caller, "just hold on while I go to my computer."
What a lot of mumbo jumbo! I gently placed the receiver on my nightstand and covered it with an extra pillow. Then I went back to sleep.
I didn't just fall off the turnip truck.