Jekyll Island Beach 2012

Jekyll Island Beach 2012
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Saturday, September 22, 2012


The Rogue Speaks:

Another week has come to an end, which means it's time for Jenny's Saturday Centus.  I just spent a hard day on the Jekyll Island fishing pier, so this will be short and sweet.  Since I came home empty-handed because of the size limitation on crabs (body must be 5" or longer across), I have to figure out what to cook for dinner.  Hmmm, steak, maybe!  Quick and easy--just like this post.

"And if I am elected, every man in America will get the car of his dreams, I'll make every woman rich AND thin, and every child will have a PONY!"
"Marge! Listen! I can have that Corvette! Why, you could lose 200 pounds, and plus the 10 kids we have, we'll finally get that pony ranch we've always dreamed of!"
"Yeah, sure."
“But, Marge…”
“Don’t ‘but, Marge’ me, Fred!  That guy and his cronies are the ones who got us into this mess!  You think that if that clown is elected, we’ll be any better off? Blah, blah, blah!!!  I’m voting for Obama!!!”


JJ said...

Besides, nobody wants any of those things. Send your kids to college to be poor.

Jo said...

i have always wanted a pony ... but even the promise of one wouldn't entice me when it comes to this ...

Karen S. said...

Just every man will get the car of his dreams? Wait a minute....Don't we ladies deserve 2 of our own Cadillacs too? :0.... I will stomp and kick my feet until I get what I deserve you know! blah, blah, BLAH!

Judie said...

Karen, I've had that Cadillac. It's really no big deal, believe me! What I would really like to have is that $250.000 that we lost in 2008 when those greedy bastards screwed us over and tanked the market. PAY ATTENTION, AMERICA! IT CAN HAPPEN AGAIN!!!

Gail said...

Voting is something I avoid talking about.

BECKY said...

I stopped believing in....and, well, actually stopped listening to....anything any politician says quite a long time ago. It must've been when all the political ads did nothing but point out the "evils" of the opposition....sigh..

bluzdude said...

If I am elected, the State of the Union speeches will become much more entertaining.

(I wonder if anyone has ever made "armpit-fart" noises during State of the Union...)

Susan Mystery said...

My son says he wants to have four children(he was an only child). That scares me. I told him too. And I told him why. This world is sooooo much different then the one of my childhood. We had at least a little bit of security. There was a real middle class. Today, all those middle class jobs are overseas. My son works at a hardware store(big chain) his girlfriend works at a stationary store(big chain) both are in school full time. These kids are busting their butts. My fear, will there be a better job for them when they are done busting their butts? What about the kids they dream about. The dream of my time is gone. Nuff said.

Angelia Sims Hardy said...

I hope he doesn't plan on rrationing food to the big ladies. Could be anarchy! Lol!

You are still funny as ever. I bet Jekyll Island is lovely. :-)

Lmkazmierczak said...

Oblahma or Blahmney: it's a toss up, both are products of a political machine that needs tweaking♫♪

gautami tripathy said...

Good one!!

sepia tints

Splendid Little Stars said...

ha ha ha!
Politics reduced to comic proportions.
Isn't it all blah, blah, blah anyway?

I'm sorry you had such a stressful day fishing....

Jenny said...

Oh Judie.

I can see you crabbing.

Fresh dinner must be amazing.

Sorry you didn't catch any.

But glad you had time to share your mad writing skills here!