Jekyll Island Beach 2012

Jekyll Island Beach 2012
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Saturday, November 20, 2010

KEEPING ABREAST OF THE SEASON

The Rogue Speaks:

Jenny Matlock's Saturday Centus really has us pecking around this morning, trying to find just the right 100 words for her prompt. This one is a real challenge, but here goes:

"Pardon me," said Mr. Tom T. Urkee, but do you happen to have this in a short?"

"Sorry, sir, but that model only comes in large. Judging from your mid-section, I believe you would take a large. No offense, sir. You'll have to roll the legs up, though. Do you want to try it on?"

"I think I'll take it, but I would like to just wear it home, if that's o.k."

"Certainly, sir. I'm sure you'll be wanting the white beard as well."

"Can't forget THAT item! It makes the look complete, and keeps me safe. Now, do you think I look like Santa Claus?"

23 comments:

JJ said...

Ho Ho Ho! Very well done.

Kat said...

Good one Judie! That's one smart bird! Kat

faith said...

Fun! Turkey Claus! :)

Bookie said...

Sounds like old Santa has a "feathered nest"! :)

Anna said...

Well done Tom! A disguise to get you safely through the next few weeks!
Great text, Judie!

Best wishes,
Anna

Anna's SC wk 29

Anna said...

Thank you for visiting and commenting on my SC-post!
Anna

Ames said...

Ha ha! Poor poor Turkey. Too bad he taste soooh good! LOL~Ames

P.S. Is that pic of Montana in your header?? I love Montana!~Ames

Viki said...

LOL, hope it works for Tom and he doesn't get found out. Good take on the prompt.

Tina said...

Giggling. Clever take on the prompt!

Sue said...

Self preservation is an art!

Good one!!

=)

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Judie, you did it again. I was laughing well before that last line. Now, I'm laughing louder. xo

Loomis said...

Enjoyable and uplifting. Keep it up. :)

I love the artwork on here as well, and not to mention the catchy toon playing lol.

Tgoette said...

LOL! Great job, Judie! Loved this! As a Tom myself I am, of course, not in favor of being eaten (though some gentle nibbling is permissible) and applaud any Tom's efforts to thwart being digested. Very creative take on this! :)

Jingle Poetry said...

have a lovely day.

Stef said...

Clever turkey! Ho ho ho...I mean ha haha

Tina said...

Now that is what I call a disguise haha! Who would know any different!?

Malisa said...

Very clever! Very clever indeed! I got a real kick out of these word:
"has us pecking around this morning".
Ha,ha! Or should I say Ho,Gobble,HO?

I just posted my story. Please come by and check it out.

Malisa

askcherlock said...

You are as creative as a writer as you are as an artist! This was very, very clever, my sister!

Hugs,
Cher

Jackie said...

Oh dear goodness, yes the white beard is just perfect :)

nothingprofound said...

My sympathies are all with Tom and his clever disguise. If he survives this Thursday, he'd make a great bell-ringer.

paige said...

Turkey and Santa. Can't beat it.

Jenny said...

Judie! I love the way you think. I have no idea how you do that, but it's really amazing.

The twists that come from that head of yours are just truly works of art! Whether it is words or paint, you are amazing.

gautami tripathy said...

Such a creative post! Loved it!

I am Aries. I wrote ripples depicting that!