The Rogue Speaks:
Jenny Matlock's Saturday Centus really has us pecking around this morning, trying to find just the right 100 words for her prompt. This one is a real challenge, but here goes:
"Pardon me," said Mr. Tom T. Urkee, but do you happen to have this in a short?"
"Sorry, sir, but that model only comes in large. Judging from your mid-section, I believe you would take a large. No offense, sir. You'll have to roll the legs up, though. Do you want to try it on?"
"I think I'll take it, but I would like to just wear it home, if that's o.k."
"Certainly, sir. I'm sure you'll be wanting the white beard as well."
"Can't forget THAT item! It makes the look complete, and keeps me safe. Now, do you think I look like Santa Claus?"