The Rogue Speaks:
Ah, yes! Jenny's Saturday Centus! Too much salty popcorn at the movie yesterday has left me with a head like a water balloon! So if my centus is completely stupid, will someone please let me know so I can re-write it? Thanks, pals!!
He had been such an idiot! Why couldn't he learn to keep his fat mouth shut! This time he had really done it, though.
"Out!" she snapped. "Get out! You have NO empathy! You have NO filter! You have hurt me for the last time!"
Now he had to find a way out of this mess and make amends for his stupid remark. O.k., so he wasn't good with words--that much was clear. Plus, he wasn't good at make-up gifts. He stood in front of the display, trying to choose. Everything depended upon this single card. He looked frantically for a Hallmark moment.