Since I missed last week's Alphabe-Thursday, I am combining the letters "O" and "P" and hoping the teacher won't notice. She's way too busy unpacking and setting up her new REAL kitchen, I think. I really could add "R" to this post, and if my hands aren't working next week, I might consider that, and just leave this up. I stole the picture below from my friend Bluz's post, incidentally!!
Rush was born in Cape Girardeau, Missouri in 1951. His father was somewhat disappointed in Rush because he couldn't seem to apply himself to anything more that just talking a lot about stuff. After high school, which was definitely not his finest hour, he went to Southeast Missouri State, but became a dropout after only one year.
He loved radio, because he loved the sound of his own voice, but was fired from practically every job he had because he was said to be "too controversial." He just couldn't seem to keep his fat mouth shut! When he finally landed his current show, I think he decided to put his sociopathic brain to work in order to garner support. I think he said to himself, "I should try to think like an undereducated, angry, narrowminded, religious fanatic!! I can read that person's mind! I'll just say what that person is thinking! I'm brilliant! My 'talent is on loan from God!' (that last bit is an actual quote, by the way)."
He's a drug addict, as we all know, but did you know that when the police investigated, they also found that he had 57 Viagra pills that were not prescribed for him. Maybe he thought they were TicTacs. Wait! What is the masculine word for "slut?" Speaking of sex, this freak of nature has been married four times. The first two marriages lasted two and three years, and the third marriage lasted ten. "Why so long?" you ask. Well, maybe it was because they 1. didn't live in the same house, and 2. they were never seen in public together. What does that tell you?? He married his current wife in June of 2010. The jury is still out.
I believe that Rush Limburger should be dropped from the airways. Other commentators have been dropped for going too far, so why should he be any different? If you read my Saturday Centus, you know that I have a little fire theme going, left over from my post on Nero. So let's cover him with pitch and set him on fire! With all that blubber, he should keep burning for at least a week!
So long, Rush!!!
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