I want to trick or treat at Blogger headquarters. I have some rotten eggs that I would like to throw at their windows, because they won't let me upload photos to my post. I can put them in my sidebar, however, so be sure to check them out.
VLAD, THE IMPALER
Vlad, the Impaler (1431-1476) is also know by his family name, DRACULA!!! He was an excessively cruel leader of Wallachia, the present-day Romania. Vlad fought against the Ottoman Turks, and was knows as the Impaler because he executed his enemies by impaling them on a long wooden stake, then stood it up in the ground for all to see. The weight of the body would slowly drag the victim down, in a painful death.
In 1476, Vlad was brutally murdered and beheaded. His head was sent to Constantinople, in Turkey, but the rest of his body was never found, though many people over the years searched for its final resting place. It is thought by some that Vlad came back to life, and remains alive today, wandering the earth in search of more victims.
QUICK! LOOK BEHIND YOU! IT'S DRACULA! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!