I might have known that Jenny would do something "Heartsy" for this Saturday Centus in honor of Rod's birthday--oops! To everyone else, that's Valentine's Day. My BFA called yesterday and was talking to Rod about his birthday. She asked if I had a big celebration planned, or if we were just having a romantic dinner and wild sex afterwards. Rod told her that we'd probably go out to a nice restaurant, and as for the sex, he'd have to ask. "Well," she told him, "At least you don't have to beg!"
Jenny has given us quite a challenge this week to create a Valentine for someone special, using the photo she found online, and only 50 to 100 words, or less. Here is my offering:
To Mom on Valentine's Day
We go for walks
You give a snack
You rub my tummy
When I'm on my back
You take me out
When I have to poo
And that's why, Mom,
I love you.
Love always from your super dog, Sweetums
I saw that some people had done more than one, and that a lot of people had a butt-sniffing theme, so I came up with another one:
To Mom on Valentine's Day
Well, sniff my butt and call me "Stinky!"
I've got more brains in my little pinky
Than you, to dress me up like this!
What happens if I have to p***?
GRRRRRR!
44 comments:
Sweetums summed it all up nicely, great poem:@)
Awww. This one's getting me all sentimental...
;)
Perfect!!! I just Love this one :o)
Aww, how sweet is your card.
I wil have to ask my kids why I have never received one. I do those things too.
This is so good Judie...seriously...and I really like your raptor...can I buy it? Do you have other birds? Peace and blessings and much love...
All dressed up like a wild super hero and still just one darling and adorable doggie! Love it, what a great morning opener! Thanks!
Oh my goodness, I just read Jenny's post for our Saturday Centus, so wow you sent in one amazing answer, this is a very cool treat for Valentine's Day!
This is as doggedly love can get.. one lucky mom.
Wonderful !!!
Maybe I'll get a card like this from the "granddog"! Good job!
With a 'super mom' like that I can appreciate why he agreed to dressing up for the occasion! A very special valentine...
Bestest Valentine's evah! hahaha
Happy Valentine to you and Happy Birthday to Rod. If you skip dinner and go directly for dessert, you will be Rod's hero forever! (BTW, thanks for the comment. The pleasure and honor are utterly and completely mine!)
Judie this is a good one...
but I dare say i liked the poem
you wrote as a comment to SUE even more =) that poor pug... LOL
oh, what was the answer about the wild sex after the dinner?
~victoria~
haha. I loved them both
Just laughed so hard i almost P***? you are hilarious!
Super-cute! There's not a dry eye anywhere here!
Best wishes,
Anna
Anna's SC-wk 41 Canine-Valentine
If I were drinking wine right now, Judie, it'd be all over my keyboard. That second one has me in stitches. The first is just so sweet and sentimental.
xoRobyn
The first one is very sweet. But the second one is my favorite - that HAS to be what that poor dog is thinking. Kat
These are both too funny! The first one is sentimental and tugs at my heart strings,being a dog lover and all. The second one is for all those people that dress up their dogs! Love it!~Ames
Another over achiever, ha! Loved, loved both of these. I think your another one that could be a card writer. Great job.
YOu are a hoot! Love the 2nd one the best, of course!
LOL, LOL, LOL! Judie you cracked me up with this entire post!!! I'm still laughing. Have a wonderful Valentines day! Nan
Il ay a ali umdillay que passa? Humph!
Humor and imagination-Rod's a lucky guy! Happy Valentine's Day!
Note to Anonymous: I hope you spell better in English than you do in Spanish.
Love them! That last one is a riot!
The embarrassment...the doggy humiliation...mortification....but still, very funny!
Oh hilarious! hahaha....and I love that with this post you have the beautiful music playing in the background. :o) (I love that song).
Blessings & Aloha!
(oh...also have to say I love Christian Bale...and have seen the movie Empire of the Sun...but didnt realize that he was the little guy in it!)
Thank you dear friend for your sweet comment and visit...the dehydrator is pretty awesome (haha), but I agree...not as beautiful as my family that I am so thankful to have :o)
This is too funny.
Oh you know how to write posts I'll love! :)
Who knew your doggie was actually a clothes horse?
Haha! They were hilarious little ditties Judie. Definitely lightened the spirit of this Valentine's Day.
You are just too clever! Sweet to read this on Valentine's Day. :) My very own bite of sweets without the calories. :)
BTW, just put "Pirate Radio" in my Netflix queue. Thanks! It looks like a great film.
My kids would love this. Anything with a butt in it, or anything smelly, they love.
Happy V Day! Enjoy!
Hi Judie,
I just returned back to the New England area, and can see that you have been unbelievably prolific! In the spirit of the post, I write this brief silly haiku:
Be my valentine
dog who stole my red cape must
bark for chocolate
I do not have the writing voice that you have Judie, but your blog sure is fun to visit and inspiring to read. Happy Valentine's Day!
Mother must be happy. Loved both.
Ha ha! Hilarious!!
Hahahahahahaha! Like the second one best.
Those photos are just fabulous. Love your Valentine poetry. It's so romantic!
Happy, Happy Belated Valentine's. Hard at work, getting through my revisions. Yay!
Hilarious! Both are great....I love the mom connection...so cute!
Judie, I am soooo loving this weeks SC!
These just made me laugh.
I feel like I want to save up reading these for down in the dumps days!
Thanks for sharing your clever humor with us here!
You are awesome!
Ha! Fun post, and i really love saguaros!
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