The Rogue Speaks:
Jenny thought I would jump right on this Saturday Centus prompt this morning, but I have gotten behind in my post reading this week, and wanted to try to get caught up, first. If you haven't read my Thursday post, please do, and you'll see why I am a little behind.
Since we have more words to work with today, I am just going to jump right in with my "conversation:"
"Where have you been??? I've been sitting here for thirty minutes!!"
"Long story. Let me have a drink, and then we'll talk. Waiter! Vodka Martini with three olives. Oh, and just wave the vermouth cork over the glass. Thanks."
"You look like you've been 'shot at and missed, and.....'"
"Don't!! Don't finish that line! That is exactly the way I feel! Do you have aspirin?"
"Sorry. Did you eat today? Do you want an appetizer? You shouldn't drink on an empty stomach!"
“So what’s going on????”
“Dirk and I are through. Remember that trip he took to Singapore? Well, he wasn’t alone. The president of the overseas branch called, looking for him, and he told me how much he enjoyed meeting me. I told him I’d have Dirk call.”
“Does Dirk know he called?”
“Ohhhh, yessss! He’s home, packing. Waiter!”
“Are you seriously ordering another Martini?”
“Guess not. Just the check, please.”
“Oh! You’re crying!!”