I was out chasing "whitey" down the fairways yesterday, and by the time I got home, I was way too tired to write. My offering for Saturday Centus is a little late, and the photo that Jenny gave us to work from is in my sidebar, but nevertheless, here's my little story:
MEET THE NEIGHBORS
“Hi! I’m Fred! I love your costume—very original! I’m just meeting all my new neighbors and I
thought this Halloween party would be a good idea. I haven’t seen you around. You must work the night shift. You have sexy eyes, but you don’t talk much,
do you! Let me show you the
upstairs. We can be alone and get to
know each other.
Well, this is it! You
could take your mask off. It must get
hot. Here, let me help you. Hey!
This isn’t a mask! Wait! What are you doing??? No!!!! My neck!!!! You’re hurting me…….!!!”
9 comments:
Sounds like you had a fun day and all! Have you thought about just creating a new blog? Just an idea, but then it might be free of gremlins - the kind that would be driving me worse than bonkers! You are (although I already knew this) a very strong woman! Your centus....could be the beginning of a boo-tiful love affair Dark Shadows style! Enjoy your day and good luck on the fishing too!
I'm glad you made Fred just enough of a jerk that he kind of deserves it. Just a little!
Is it me, or is that Red Eye pic upside down?
Guess he got to know her, didn't he:@)
lol .... great little read, and so glad you got some golfing time in ... it's cold out here, the links are the last place i would want to be ... good on you!!!
HiI'm back and I missed you. Crazy pic you've got upside down in your sidebar. Will catch up later!~Ames
aaah ha ha ha!
s-c-a-r-y!
I guess that's what happens when men think with their...uh, other brain.
I agree on politics and education.
Poor Fred - though I'm thinking it serves him right..:-)
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