The Rogue Speaks:
It is way too early on a Saturday morning to write something for Jenny Matlock's Saturday Centus, but if I don't do it now, I may end up at the bottom of the entries, and mine won't get read. Jenny has thrown a wrinkle into this week's centus, and we can only use fifty words! Well, here goes:
"Abraham Lincoln is a lot shorter than I thought he would be," she commented to her best friend, Emma.
"Why, Mary Todd!! He's taller than the rest of those men! Now get back into the ball room and smile! He wants to dance with you!"
"Oh, I suppose you're right, Emma. Tell me though, does this dress make my butt look big?"