Jekyll Island Beach 2012

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Saturday, October 2, 2010

The Punkin' Haids - Saturday Centus


The Rogue Speaks:

It's the Saturday Centus, and I am ready for it this time. I figured it out, and I CAN DO THIS! So, here's my entry:

HEY! HEY! GET BACK IN LINE! YES, YOU, BONEHEAD! I SAID FORM STRAIGHT LINES! NOW! FORWARD, MARCH! I SAID "MARCH!" YOU LITTLE MAMA'S BOYS! SHAKE THAT DIRT OFF YOUR BUTTS, 'CAUSE WE'RE HEADDIN' OUT! DID YOU THINK WE WERE GONNA HANG AROUND THIS FIELD UNTIL WE ROT?? OR GET POKED WITH STEAK KNIVES BY SNOT-NOSED LITTLE BRATS? WE'RE MAKIN' A CULT FILM, YOU SISSIES! NOW FOLLOW ORDERS! NO WAY AM I GONNA GET BEATIN' OUT BY THOSE REDS AGAIN THIS YEAR! WHEN "ATTACK OF THE KILLER PUMPKINS" HITS THE BIG SCREEN, THOSE TOMATOES WILL BE NOTHING BUT PASTE!!

26 comments:

jeff campbell said...

Pretty funny Judie...amazin what this prompt brought out in you...Peace and blessings

Bookie said...

Snappy and different...ha, tomato paste, good one!

Terra said...

Laughing my tail off. Fast paced, funny. Love it.

Pelican Joe said...

OMG! I should have read before I posted! I took the exact same approach! I am not original! NOOOOO!

skinner675 said...

What fun! Great post!

5thsister said...

"Those tomatoes will be paste!" LOL. Love it!

Viki said...

OMG, LOL. At first i didn't know where this was going but it went to a great place. Too funny and very clever. Good job.

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

Judie, you are so fun and imaginative. I especially love the fact that they're making a "cult film." Thanks for another great post, and for your last comment on my blog. It really means a lot.
xoRobyn

Ames said...

Ha ha! This is good!~Ames

Cheryl said...

Nice! Killer pumpkins vs. killer tomatoes. What a disaster.

Sarah said...

LOL! You are funny! This reminds me of the pumpkin chunking film I saw once. And I love that Arizona Sunset paining! I think I saw that cactus when I was there last time.

askcherlock said...

Very creative stuff, Judie! The talking pumpkins. :) Hey, if they ever got into baseball they could sure take our Pittsburgh Pirates who had the distinction of losing 103 games this year. Now that's a hard record to beat!

My name is PJ. said...

This was wonderful! Boy did I laugh!

Deborah said...

Go pumpkins go!! LOL

Susannah said...

LOL - I love it! Great use of the prompt.

Teresa said...

That is so funny! Nicely done.

ChrisJ said...

Pumpkins - 1
Tomatoes - 0

You should make that movie!

Judie said...

Actually, I have a granddaughter who is interested in film. I might suggest it to her!!

Sue said...

heehee

=D

Tgoette said...

Ha ha! Great story, Judie! Those pumpkins will just "squash" those tomatoes! Orange power!

Judie said...

GO, BIG ORANGE!!!! ( I lived in Tenn. for 17 years!)

Paben said...

Love your sense of humor,gets us through a lot of those not so funny days!I love your pumpkin post,but love the comments on your family pics,had me laughing!

Judie said...

Thanks, Paben! I love your hat! my BFA(Best Friend Artist) is a hat person, and she would kill for yours!

Kat said...

This made me laugh out loud. What a fantastic take on the prompt! Kat

Jenners said...

I loved this!!!! Loved it! Such a great take on the photo!

Jenny said...

Judie, You just totally and completely amaze and delight me. Your writing is so unexpected...

I really love how you craft words.

Thank you for linking this.