The Rogue Speaks:
It's the Saturday Centus, and I am ready for it this time. I figured it out, and I CAN DO THIS! So, here's my entry:
HEY! HEY! GET BACK IN LINE! YES, YOU, BONEHEAD! I SAID FORM STRAIGHT LINES! NOW! FORWARD, MARCH! I SAID "MARCH!" YOU LITTLE MAMA'S BOYS! SHAKE THAT DIRT OFF YOUR BUTTS, 'CAUSE WE'RE HEADDIN' OUT! DID YOU THINK WE WERE GONNA HANG AROUND THIS FIELD UNTIL WE ROT?? OR GET POKED WITH STEAK KNIVES BY SNOT-NOSED LITTLE BRATS? WE'RE MAKIN' A CULT FILM, YOU SISSIES! NOW FOLLOW ORDERS! NO WAY AM I GONNA GET BEATIN' OUT BY THOSE REDS AGAIN THIS YEAR! WHEN "ATTACK OF THE KILLER PUMPKINS" HITS THE BIG SCREEN, THOSE TOMATOES WILL BE NOTHING BUT PASTE!!
26 comments:
Pretty funny Judie...amazin what this prompt brought out in you...Peace and blessings
Snappy and different...ha, tomato paste, good one!
Laughing my tail off. Fast paced, funny. Love it.
OMG! I should have read before I posted! I took the exact same approach! I am not original! NOOOOO!
What fun! Great post!
"Those tomatoes will be paste!" LOL. Love it!
OMG, LOL. At first i didn't know where this was going but it went to a great place. Too funny and very clever. Good job.
Judie, you are so fun and imaginative. I especially love the fact that they're making a "cult film." Thanks for another great post, and for your last comment on my blog. It really means a lot.
xoRobyn
Ha ha! This is good!~Ames
Nice! Killer pumpkins vs. killer tomatoes. What a disaster.
LOL! You are funny! This reminds me of the pumpkin chunking film I saw once. And I love that Arizona Sunset paining! I think I saw that cactus when I was there last time.
Very creative stuff, Judie! The talking pumpkins. :) Hey, if they ever got into baseball they could sure take our Pittsburgh Pirates who had the distinction of losing 103 games this year. Now that's a hard record to beat!
This was wonderful! Boy did I laugh!
Go pumpkins go!! LOL
LOL - I love it! Great use of the prompt.
That is so funny! Nicely done.
Pumpkins - 1
Tomatoes - 0
You should make that movie!
Actually, I have a granddaughter who is interested in film. I might suggest it to her!!
heehee
=D
Ha ha! Great story, Judie! Those pumpkins will just "squash" those tomatoes! Orange power!
GO, BIG ORANGE!!!! ( I lived in Tenn. for 17 years!)
Love your sense of humor,gets us through a lot of those not so funny days!I love your pumpkin post,but love the comments on your family pics,had me laughing!
Thanks, Paben! I love your hat! my BFA(Best Friend Artist) is a hat person, and she would kill for yours!
This made me laugh out loud. What a fantastic take on the prompt! Kat
I loved this!!!! Loved it! Such a great take on the photo!
Judie, You just totally and completely amaze and delight me. Your writing is so unexpected...
I really love how you craft words.
Thank you for linking this.
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